Monday, October 22, 2012

Geekus Maleekus Returns! And He's Looking For A Job!

By G.M.

The Job Hunter's Mantras:

Jobhungo: We going get you job! As copy eddtor!

Super Jobs: No, WE going get you job! As poofreader!

Snagajobski: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

JobsNearYourAss: If we can get this dog in our logo a job, we can get you one! Give us credit card number, and we get you job!

Jobsforalldudes: Like, wow, Jack, we'll, like, find you something, man. Long as you don't have to pass a piss test.

Wesuckupjobs: Ever considered owning a franchise, or selling insurance?

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