The Job Hunter's Mantras:
Jobhungo: We going get you job! As copy eddtor!
Super Jobs: No, WE going get you job! As poofreader!
Snagajobski: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
JobsNearYourAss: If we can get this dog in our logo a job, we can get you one!
Eljobforyou.com: Give us credit card number, and we get you job!
Jobsforalldudes: Like, wow, Jack, we'll, like, find you something, man. Long as you don't have to pass a piss test.
Wesuckupjobs: Ever considered owning a franchise, or selling insurance?