Saturday, April 21, 2012

Introducing Joe's New Contributor: Geekus Maleekus

By G.M.

Hey, dudes. I guess I'd better introduce myself. I don't spell too good, but Joe takes care of that for me.

I was born in 1976 in Grapevine, Texas. I graduated from high school with a 2.01 GPA. I was high most of the time, but I do remember seeing that movie of Hamlet with Mel Gibson. At least I didn't have to read the fucking Shakespeare book. Mel's pretty cool, as long as he stays off those Christian snuff movies. It was pretty boring watching that Jesus dude getting fucked over, hours upon hours.

I got an associate's degree in computer science from the local community college. Worked for a while as a tech, fixing PCs, then got fired. Moved back in with Mom and Dad, and spent most of my unemployment checks on piercings and tattoos. Everybody says they're most cool.

I know how to do computer viruses and other cool shit like that. I will gladly fuck up your computer Tuesday for a hamburger today.

More later, dudes. -- GM

1 comment:

John Myste said...


Your introduction was entertaining, so I look forward to more.